It doesn’t matter what I write here, because Mark Frauenpooper, Cory Doctrowsy, and Xeni Garden will never link back to this page. Ever. Boing Boing claims to be a directory of wonderful things, but what’s so wonderful about “Penis pump mistaken for bomb at TSA airport screening?” That’s no laughing matter.
If I had a nickel for every time my penis pump was confiscated at the airport, I’d have enough money to buy FlatulatedMedia and all of its holdings. There’s nothing wonderful about losing a penis pump to the TSA — especially when it’s from the LaserCock 4000 series! Those things don’t come cheap, ya know.
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